Tuesday, May 19, 2009

2nd Avenue Deli


While my cholesterol is not dangerously high, I do have to pay attention to it. So when my mother's friend from college, David Weinstein, invited me to the 2nd Avenue deli, I was pumped, yet I was worried. I knew from previous experiences that only about 3 things there did not have a life-threatening level of artery-blocking fat molecules within them. So I tried to grin and bear it, and ordered fried chicken skins for my appetizer, and a pastrami, corn beef and salami sandwich for my main course. I was hoping that I would survive another twenty years after that meal. The gribenes (fried fat) arrived, and I dug in, munching on it rather discreetly, as if that would make me look any less gluttonous. I only finished around half of it, then my high-rise of a sandwich arrived. The fat blended well with the sourness of the rye bread, and I felt as if I had been transported back to the day when people did not pay attention to the amount of calories they ate in a meal. Putting that aside, it was delicious but I only ate half because I did not want to end up resembling a hippopotamus. After our hearty meal was finished, we decide to go into the Empire State Building which was great fun. Even though we had to wait in line for about an hour, it was interesting to be behind the tourists and to hear what they were talking about. I had a wonderful time at the 2nd Avenue Deli, and I hope to go back some other time. The 2nd Avenue Deli earns a 7.2/10.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Julian, can you believe that I used to go to 2nd Avenue Deil? Your meal was carefully selected to provide the highest level of cholesterol available. I hope you enjoyed the pickles.

Now it is time to go to Souper Salad. (You can ask your mom.)

Love, Grampy

PhotoBubby said...

Julian,
You are a seriously talented writer. I smile the whole time I'm reading your critiques. Of course I'm not biased as your bubby - I'm simply able to recognize excelllent writing. Thank you for this posting. I felt as if I were there with you and David.
I love 2nd Ave. Deli and would love to take you back sometime, and then maybe YOU can take ME to the Empire State Building.
Love, Bubby

Isabelle said...

Gribenes? I have never heard of that. Is it truly fried fat? I think I would like it...but isn't that redundant? How do you actually fry fat without it turning just into boiling fat? BTW, I LOVE the 2nd Avenue Deli.

Abbe Does It! said...

yummy! holly and I are salivating...although holly would eat her sandwich with a glass of milk and that would KILL woody allen. love you julian!!!