Sunday, October 4, 2009

Knickerbocker Bar and Grill



There are many options for a midday lunch in New York City. You could run into a cafe to grab a bagel and some chips, or you could go to a sit down restaurant and be gluttonous. Since it was raining, my friend Will and I, inadequately dressed in shorts and T-shirts, had to run to my dad's office, our stomachs incessantly reminding us of our hunger. After what was supposed to be ten minutes of work, but ended up being an hour, we departed swiftly into the swirling mist and rain that some call University Place. Forty-nine seconds later, partly drenched, we stumbled into Knickerbocker, one of my dad's favorite restaurants. My dad had already promised me a hamburger, so I didn't even have to glance at the menu, but I did, noticing there was a variety of choices: seafood, steak, pasta, burgers, you name it. Then, after ordering with our Kristen Wiig look-a-like waitress, we noticed something life changing was taking place at the very same time. The people next to us had ordered a mouth-watering chocolate souffle, and we ordered one on the spot, even though it was three o'clock, and I rarely even get dessert. Our bacon cheeseburgers arrived, beautiful, and fresh. We devoured them and the fries, but knowing that, even though the burgers were amazing, they would not be the high point of the meal. Out of the abyss the waitress arrived, every step resonating in my head, just waiting for the delicious chocolate, whipped cream and more chocolate to reach my salivating stomach. The chocolate sauce was gently poured over the souffle. The whipped cream softly spooned over it. Then all madness erupted. In less time than it had taken us to run to the restaurant from my dad's office, the souffle was gone, and still-hungry spoons were leading the rescue parties for last bits of cream and chocolate sauce. While we may have been pigs, and we may have gotten fat, this was still one of the top 10 meals of my life. Knickerbocker definitely earns a 9.2/10.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Dear Julian,

While I fully sympathize with your choice of main course and dessert, I would point out that a salivating stomach may be a sign of an incipîent medical oddity worthy of further scientific examination. Presumably your mouth rumbles while your stomach is salivating. Come to think of it, the rumbling could be something else!

Whatever it is, ENJOY!

All the best to my favorite food critic,

Eric

Anonymous said...

Julian, your comment about hungry spoons was possibly the most descriptive phrase that I have read anywhere. What a meal!!!! Enjoy while you are young.

Love, Grampy

Poppy said...

Having eaten ther a few times, I agree with your comments. It rates favorably with some of my favorite Belgian restaurants.